Liposuction Deaths
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A 54-year-old had a heart attack and was taken to hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. See God asked: "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live. "After recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, breast implants and abdominoplasty. She even had someone come in and change your hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had more time to live, she thought she could well make the most of it. After her last operation, was discharged from hospital. Across the street on the way home, was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she asked: "I thought you said you had another 43 years? Why not pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?" (You will love this) God said: "I do not recognize you bloody."
As a joke ha ha ha,,,,
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April 20th, 2010 at 12:49 am
It’s not too complicated. I put my lips on your buttocks and suck, there you are liposuction.
April 23rd, 2010 at 1:49 am
sure, why not? if it will make you feel better about yourself go for it.
May 6th, 2010 at 6:52 pm
Good results.
May 24th, 2010 at 12:58 am
well, you shouldn’y try it because it is not right. it’s just sucking all the fat off you. try another excersize program. have you tried curves?
June 6th, 2010 at 5:38 am
Just watch Dr. 90210. Pick which doctor you like most. Then research him/her. Call the office and ask for an estimate.
June 7th, 2010 at 5:36 am
liposuction isnt safe for anyone, plus you would have a huge scar where they put the tube in at, just exercise lol, if you dont youll just gain it all back anyway
June 28th, 2010 at 1:04 am
I thought it was a dumb question at first until i started thinking about all the fat tankers walking around Guess that would solve obesity and the shortage of oil at the same time. You have got to be a genius.
July 28th, 2010 at 7:30 am
no, dedication to exercise and diet will get rid of it as well
August 9th, 2010 at 5:38 am
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September 7th, 2010 at 4:56 am
Easy.
September 21st, 2010 at 11:50 pm
plastic surgury
October 8th, 2010 at 3:43 pm
there is a new method called lipodisolve, just search the net for Plastic Surgery, type in key word, lipodissolve, then research. good luck to ya
October 16th, 2010 at 11:10 pm
please consider this be4 you get lipo. It’s a very dangerous procedure and there are often complications, wile you cant get fat on your a bdomen any more because the fat cells are removed, if you continue your same diet and lack of exersise you could accumilate fat on a weird place, like your neck! And lipo does not make you healthy and fit! there is no shorcut to that! Exersise and eat right and your body will thank you!
October 26th, 2010 at 5:05 am
low-level laser therapy is already available, looks like far more safer than liposuction, you can find information here http://www.laserfitnesscenter.com/. You can also try the 60-day program to detox your body by Dr. Tim, it’s not only for weight loss but for your overall health as well http://www.thedoctorwithin.com/60day/60-day-colon-and-blood-detox-program/
October 29th, 2010 at 2:31 pm
All I can think of is that spontaneous human combustion thing…. so if people can burn spontaneously I guess there’d be a way to make fuel from their fat.
November 2nd, 2010 at 8:35 pm
liposuction is for those problematic areas and such a procedure would do more damage then good
November 6th, 2010 at 9:53 pm
Ew! Honestly neither! There both dangerous and disgusting ! Are you really to busy to go to a local gym or do on demand- excersize tv?
December 17th, 2010 at 2:07 pm
Depends where you live and what part of the body you’re removing fat from. Anywhere from $3,000.00 – $6,000.00.
March 2nd, 2011 at 8:24 am
It has to be a medical necessity.
March 7th, 2011 at 5:10 pm
no i have never had a liposuction to take out that belly fat from birth exercise do ab exercises and I do not think you should get liposuction its really bad and really expensive the healthier and more effective way thats better for u is to exercise and thats all i have to tell ya and oh yah eat healthy BTW
March 9th, 2011 at 12:40 pm
i’ trying to find out the same thing but in america